Price: $24.95
(as of Sep 10, 2024 23:56:19 UTC – Details)
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Funny and Sometimes Naughty
Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, office or home decor or anywhere you think is appropriate!
Occasionally Rude
Meet the Mini versions!
Gnude Gnomes in every size
We give you gnomes in the “Gnude” – unpainted gnomes. Ready to paint garden statues for adults.
Unpainted gnomes
Gnometastic Holiday Ornaments make the season bright (and maybe a little bit naughty)!
Christmas Ornaments too!
We have them all! From extra large 12.5 inch gnomes to 3.5 inch minis and just about in between – we make our gnomes in all sizes.
Designed in the USA (with love)All materials and paints are safety tested
Why do we love what we do?
We have a blast coming up with garden gnome concepts. Sometimes naughty, sometimes rude but usually nice!
How did we get our start?
Our very first gnome was the “Double Bird Gnome” – DB, as he’s affectionately known around the office, was the brain child of our boss – when trying to decide on a design for a single “bird” gnome, he insisted “two was better than one” – and the gnome legend was born!
What makes our products unique?
Our garden gnomes represent the collective zaniness of the entire Gnometastic team. We thrive on outlandish, crazy and sometimes rude ideas.
Zen Lady Gnome on Mushroom, 8.85in – Female Gnome Statue by Gnometastic! Indoor Outdoor Funny Garden Gnome Statue for Lawn, Porch, Office Desk or Home Decor
Sassy Gnome: Lady Double Bird has traded in her middle finger for drinking coffee and yoga. She’s decided to seek quiet meditation and calmly sits on her pillow perched on a mushroom cap. Our Girl Gnome has accepted serenity now.
Funny Gnomes: at Gnometastic we like to poke fun and add humor to plain garden gnomes, nomes or knomes (we don’t care how it’s spelled). We make naughty gnomes, sometimes inappropriate gnomes but always cute and adds a smile to your face. Funny gag gift idea for women and men or any adult with a sense of humor.
Measurements: 8.85in H x 4.75in Dia. | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA
